I did this on Myspace and a Private Yahoo Group but I think I should give you fine folks a shot at it.
Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms

Obie gave me an idea for a new blog. With a name Like "Department of Alcohol,
Tobacco, and Firearms" you would expect to be able to call them up, tell them
what kind of booze you like and what kind of tobacco you use, and they should
tell you what gun to buy. Sadly, they don't.

Fear not though, I will!
Send me any two preferences and I'll fill in the third for you!

Tell me your favorite booze and cigarettes and I'll tell you what weapon you
should own.

Tell me your weapon and booze, I'll tell you what tobacco product to use.

Shout out your favorite piece and smoke and I'll tell you what drink to order.

If you disagree with any of my advice, post it and tell me why.
Who wants to be first?

I'm really not sleeping for shit. I think it's a combination of the drugs I'm using to keep this crap in my head from turning into pneumonia. Well, that plus monsters. I've tried staying out later and later to make myself sleep but I still flop around for two hours before I get any good rest. Grr.
I may sleep all weekend.

 I finally decided to jump on here to see what it's about. So many of my friends who traffic here won't touch MySpace with a ten-foot pole so I came here to track you down. The prime motivation for this now was to keep in touch with Adric in his time of crisis. I know this is propbably the most convienent way to go about that and less annoying than calling him every ten minutes. So spread the word. Tell everyone you know that I know to friend my ass.
Cap'n.
(Mike)